Quarantine Lifted.

Air breathable with protective gear.

Department of Health and Safety declares

March 5th

The Department of Health and Safety have officially lifted the quarantine ban on all 50 states. What a relief this comes to so many people as they were about to lose their ever loving minds and turn into zombies! Who knew?

The President of the US addressed the media today saying, “today is a great day in America. You can now move about freely and buy everything and then some to get our economy back rolling again. Please, overspend, I’ll handle the credit card companies, just get this damn plane off the runway! And that’s an order you peons!